Friday, 10 September 2021

Library Review Process

There is a book burning in Ontario in 2019 organised by the regional school board. The ashes are used to fertilise an Inclusivity Tree.

2021 and Book Burning Project Partner and Totally Ethnic Native Indigenous Urban Aboriginal Suzy Kies appears to be an imposter:

Readers: What? Not a Totally Ethnic Native Indigenous Urban Aboriginal? Well, stap me vitals.

Blogista: Could've knocked me sideways with a feather.

Readers: I mean, you just have to say "Suzy Kies" and a Maliseet Laporte (who are Innu) Wbanaki Confederacy Turtle Clan Abenaki Montagnais-Naskape provenance immediately springs to mind.

As with so many news stories these days, there are more levels of insanity in all this than I have the means to trowel through single-handed. I am old enough to remember the phrase "political correctness gone mad" as referring to a single and simple aberration. The prolific manifolds of modern lunacy require teams and seasons in the field.

One item sticks out from the rest as a particularly rich find. The Board Spokesperson declares that
these revelations have prompted us to rethink our library review process...

Illustration: a typical Library Review Process pictured today. It may need rethinking.

Wednesday, 8 September 2021

The Empirical Strikes Back

It seems like only eighteen days ago that this Prune voiced the demands of the US State Department, the UN Security Council, the EU and all the Clown Assemblies of the Clowniverse...


the UN Security Council issued a joint press statement earlier today
calling for a new government that is
united  - 100% Taliban
inclusive - of the Pashtun Taliban
and representative of the Pashtun Taliban
including with the full and
full and meaningful representation of women - zero is plenty of nothing and the meaning is unmistakable

The Cabinet includes senior Ministers with ties to al Qaeda and ISIS. which is exceedingly inclusive because, of course, neither of these organisations exist in Afghanistan and won't be getting a secure base for their further adventures.

In other news, the world ended in 2013 so none of this is happening anyway. Phew.

Update: the State Department is upset at continuing irruptions of Actual into the Maccosphere:

The State Department on Tuesday expressed concerns over the makeup of the new interim Afghan government announced by the Taliban, including the lack of female leaders and the past actions of some of those appointed to top posts.

The bit I like is
the U.S. “will judge the Taliban by its actions, not words"
aaaaand having Judged, do what exactly? Phrases like "oh yeah, you and whose army?" come to mind.

Saturday, 4 September 2021

The Theory is Incontestable; the Actual is Due to Arrive Shortly

Classes on Conceptual Art for post-Taliban Afghan women...

In this article Cockburn of the Spectator (or this to avoid the firewall) talks about seeing, at 0:31, the moment the American mission failed in Afghanistan. Yet the Arabella (or it may be, Perdita or Clarissa) in the clip is undoubtedly British, and there is no shortage of this type anywhere in the western world. This is a systemic, a structural, cake and arse party.

It is the cretinous explication of Duchamp's "toilet", delivered with ironclad certainty, which shows why the West is doomed.

Those who cannot see the hard object just beyond the end of their noses that the unenlightened call Reality, are forced to collide with it.

Stalin unleashed a class of Functionaries who, armed only with the Short Course and a pistol, were to transform this Reality into a by-the-book Utopia. Our own New Functionaries (yes, you, Arabella) and the Pooh-Bahs who urge them on are failing just as surely and thoroughly.

Monday, 30 August 2021

Miracle of Deliverance


Wherever in the world we deploy our troops henceforth, the populace will gladly support and work with us, knowing that when we leave them to be murdered we will have lifted the local strays to safety.

Saturday, 21 August 2021

Clown History

Two British clowns from the Parallel Clown Universe Cornucopia demonstrate that its effluvia are not limited to the North American Continent. In this podcast, Axis Sally, they are in conversation with an American pseudo-academic whose special subject is, ironically, propaganda.

I have added "Enough To make A Cat Laugh" indicators at the Bolix Points.

[35:19] Axis Sally: so we are now in the US, you know, insurrectionists ๐Ÿ˜ธ invaded the Capitol building on January 6th of this year

Clown: yes, we watched that, yes

Axis Sally: there’s an effort on the part of Congress to convene a commission to investigate it and a lot of people don’t want to investigate it cos they wanna pretend it never happened ๐Ÿ˜ธ, you know it’s basically treason to invade the Capitol ๐Ÿ˜ธ and try to, you know there were efforts to assassinate members of Congress ๐Ÿ˜ธ

Clown: well funnily enough we did a podcast just after that to talk about it and to talk about what it looked like from here, at a distance […], how does this compare to the rise of fascism in Germany ๐Ÿ˜ธ, well, one of the ways it compares is that, that attempted, because we called it a putsch ๐Ÿ˜ธ, cos that’s what it certainly looked like ๐Ÿ˜ธ, that putsch was far more successful than anything Hitler ever attempted ๐Ÿ˜ธ when he was in putsch mode because they actually, they got into the Capitol building, they disrupted the democratic process entirely successfully ๐Ÿ˜ธ, not for very long but successfully, disrupted a General Election ๐Ÿ˜ธ and, and regarded themselves as patriots - it looks exactly like the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich ๐Ÿ˜ธ except far more successful ๐Ÿ˜ธ you know, because what didn't happen was what happened in Munich where the police lined up and shot them, because they were insurrectionists.

The clowns are "historian" James Holland and "comedian" Al Murray. Vicious clowns at that, to judge from the last utterance.

Notes for genuine historians:
  • the FBI have since determined the obvious, that the riot was not a putsch or insurrection; 
  • the "General Election" referred to is the Presidential Election on November 3rd 2020 while the riot that allegedly disrupted it took place on January 6th 2021, 65 days later.

James Holland says
: hey history pickers, here's Hitler waiting to putsch the Beer Hall in Munich - the Beer Hall! Bit of a clue in the name, because democratic processes don't happen in Beer Halls! The lad was just pinin' for a stein and couldn't wait for opening time! Us historians pick up on stuff like this so's you don't have to!

Al "sadly, not Bill" Murray says
: common dog, innit, I mean who'd try to effect regime change in a bison hat? Stands to reason, Hitler was just gaggin' for a noggin! So there we have it, OrangeManBad a fascist putsch, Adolf a mostly peaceful beer call! When it comes to pure orange evil, no contest!

Thursday, 19 August 2021

Towards a Parallel Clown Universe Theory

the UN Security Council issued a joint press statement earlier today
calling for a new government that is
and representative
including with the full and
full and meaningful representation of women.
This manifestation, and others like it in the last few months, could never have occurred in the universe I inhabit. Therefore I conclude that I am experiencing the incursion of a parallel, and Clown, universe into the one I think of as Reality.

I wish it would go away.

Monday, 16 August 2021



Have to admit I have no idea what an LGBTi is, thought there used to be a + in there but that must have been in the olden days. Anyway, they can stop playing alphabetti spaghetti now and get on with burning all those files.