French Despicable

The French are despicable.

Die Rechnung

A seasonal website here at Danse Macabre. And by seasonal I don't just mean Thanksgiving or the Winter Solstice or Christmas or my Birthday next April. Or next Christmas.

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding M Barroso

Now don't you go telling our Mr Cameron to fuck off.

Fresh from the Bubbling Springs of Greenwich

...we bring you "Time Itself", drawn from its very Fountainhead and lovingly bottled, corked and labelled by colourful yet patient indigenes who will accept nothing less than the purest of perfection.

Show them a bouteille of Source du Temps and they will spit on the ground. Surely no self-respecting sommelier would offer a product with artificial hour added? But he would, and they do.

Break open a flask of "New York Minute" in their presence and you will be lucky to live. Short of so many essential ingredients, you might as well buy a fake Rolex from a Times Square hustler.

Now available in a handy spray-on format for your shower or car.

Well.

Looks like we have.

WARRR against er LIBYA

We continue to be totally winning this one.

Tired Old Hippy Plays Country

Or is the country playing him.

Next week... the Wurzels play Nazi Germany.