Friday, 13 November 2009


Heat in the flat -
Stink of white spirit
We will hide at the station
Where nobody asks.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009


It may not work.


I would have put a £10 on my card for the gas so I can warm myself. Also you need £10 on another card for the electricity to set fire to the gas.

They get you both ways.

Readers: Pity you drank it before you even got to the shop.

Self: Now I am cold.


sorry, just scraping some poo off my "w" key.

Readers: How sure are you that sea-going pterodactyls were coloured the same way as gulls?

Self: One of them fuckers ate my gas card.