Saturday, 8 February 2014
Friday, 7 February 2014
Self: I daresay you can't. Impossibilities are always hard to fathom.
Prodnose: Or we could join the European Union and the Eurozone, and still be totally independent.
Self: You could do that too. Nobody anywhere else in the world would give a shit. Not even the Somalians would give a shit. And you wouldn't be independent.
Prodnose: Well that David Cameron has FAILED to have a debate IN SCOTLAND with a line-up of chippy Scotsmen and chippy Scotswomen.
Self: We have a sense of humour.
Self: And who the f would want to go to Scotland anyway.
Self: Apart from the gnats.