Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Fresh from the Bubbling Springs of Greenwich

...we bring you "Time Itself", drawn from its very Fountainhead and lovingly bottled, corked and labelled by colourful yet patient indigenes who will accept nothing less than the purest of perfection.

Show them a bouteille of Source du Temps and they will spit on the ground. Surely no self-respecting sommelier would offer a product with artificial hour added? But he would, and they do.

Break open a flask of "New York Minute" in their presence and you will be lucky to live. Short of so many essential ingredients, you might as well buy a fake Rolex from a Times Square hustler.

Now available in a handy spray-on format for your shower or car.