Saturday, 20 February 2010

Inside a Modern Brain

Next week: what Artists are like, and why Woman's Hour* cannot cope with concepts like "where r is the radiance of the whole measure of the boundary factor" because they are girls. Offer strictly limited to one Hour per Woman.

* or Kirsty off Desert Island Discs**.

** Melvyn Bragg on the other hand fells an entire cultural or scientific corpus once a week every week with the aplomb of an executioner proving his skill on an ox.

Golfer Has a Fuck or Two

I've never apologised. Then again nobody has ever asked me to.

Am I winning yet?

Sexual Intercourse - Don't Worry, Be Happy

Readers: What am I to do.

Counsellor: Actually it is you who owe us. It is you who are bankrupt, not us. Think about it.

Counsellor: We can come an arrangement, if you are prepared to be humble and honest.

Pohaps if you thought about it you would end up sensible.

Thursday, 18 February 2010

The History of the World in 100 Objects - Part 101

Part One hundres and One

This gas-powered Custard Cream mixer can also

Readers: Is there any way of surrendering.

Monday, 15 February 2010

Saturday, 13 February 2010

The History of the World in 100 Objects - Part 0

Part Nought

Blogista: You want to see a picture of an object?

Readers: Maybe next time.

Blogista: I could get one from a museum for you.

Readers: This zippity-zip'll do for now. Looking forward to Part 1.

Blogista: Yay.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Your Government at Work

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he had them all again.

Th'Greeks are really up the pole.

Thank goodness for those "Gershwin Savings" that will totally save our tushies.

You see anyone raising a clarinet to their snout, you don't even stop to ask them, is this some kind uv of porgie'n'bess or stuff.

Kick it dahn is froat.