Sausages kill.Worried Reader: What if I swallow an aspirin after consuming a sausage?
Blogtor: The aspirin will thin your blood but you will suffer from internal bleeding. Before either really takes effect the sausage will kill you.
Worried Reader: Then I will not eat this sausage. Thank you, Blogtor.
Blogtor: No need to thank me. Saving lives is what I do.
