Bond made it into the Safe Space with instants to spare and wept with relief. The SMERSH triggerman was still outside, shouting "Global Warming is a hoax" and "Brexit happened, get over it" but now Bond wasn't to be triggered.
.....
"Ah, Mr. Bond, I was expecting you," purred Blofeld, looking over Bond's Sustainably Sourced hemp AntiFa romper suit, "though I wasn't expecting you to have wet yourself."
"bUt YOu sAid sEx Is GeNeTiCalLy dEterMinED", Bond snapped back.
These are clearly not excerpts from the new effort by C. Higson. Clearly, because they are much better written.
