Shock Jock: And what about that footballer having sexual intercourse.
Callers: It wasn't with his wife. Or his.
Shock Jock: Who does? Just stirring things up here heh.
Callers: It's like... you're scrambling eggs with a wooden spoon. If I had of said - here is a scrambled egg -
Shock Jock: If you should have said that...
Callers: Then okay I scrambled these eggs with my penis. I put my hands up.
Shock Jock: Okay it is eight-oh-two and it's the next big topic - is Global Warning?