Brown Trouser Time

Now that Mr Brown has withdrawn from Public Office

--- as a Chancellor and Prime Minister the like of which our Nation has rarely if ever witnessed before ---

he is able to offer to an Ordinary Person like the Reader the stout and stainproof Brown Trouser.

Hefty canvas reinforcements and drawstrings about the knees.

(get something into the copy about how your children and granchildren will be able to wear the same pair'o'troons as hand-me-downs)

As fine an Heritage, from one of the best Chancellors and Prime Ministers that our Nation has ever had, that our Nation has ever had - the most robust and finest that our Nation has ever had Brown Trouser.