Mufti

Medium blue shirt, light tan troons, brown loafers or semi desert boots, brown belt with simple open gilt-effect buckle. Bit of a suntan but not too much. Not a corporate haircut, not messy either.

This is Andrew Wallace-Hadrill (left) and Terry Jones (right) engaging in an agreeable stroll around Herculaneum, but it could just as well be any other pair of civilised codgers strolling around anywhere else in the world.  Even the stonework (far right) is trying to join in.

Angkor Wat? Avebury? Serpent Mound? Great Zimbabwe?

GISSA FING JOB AND I'LL BUY THE FING TROUSERS AND SHIRT AND STUFF AND SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE BEING FING AGREEABLE.

Until then, all bets are off.