worse job i ever had

was being the mole in the whack a mole and i aint even finished my breakfast and the boss is tek that fing vest off and im its a cold day boss and tek that fing hat off too and then its a day like any day i put my head out the hole and they hit me with a mallet no matter what hole i guess at and after a hard day theres the stage door johnnies out the back wanting the special it really is not a good job

Stripey Pajamas

Max Mosley clearly did not indulge in erm... any fantasy to do with any extermination camp, fictional or otherwise.

And is clearly not a Nazi, fantasist or otherwise, or otherwise.

No, REALLY NOT, and Google's removal of

REALLY NOT

Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Tarnhelm

Blogberich: I went and renounced Love the other day.

Readers: What you get?

Blogberich:Nothing.

Readers:

Blogberich: Not even a hat.

Readers: What, like Kiss Me Quick like you used to.

Blogberich: No, you don't even get a hat nowadays, apparently.

Ohh I Feel So Oooold

Sir Dave Attenboro sounding off about Glooobal Warning here:

"Never in the history of humanity in the last 10 million years have all human beings got together to face one danger that threatens us - never."

Well, you might push back the clock to the earliest hominids around 7 million years ago, australopithecines say 4 million years ago, Homo habilis about 2.3 million years ago, Homo sapiens 200,000 years ago... but 10 million?

And for how long have all human beings had the capacity to get together for any reason at all? A few hundred years? A century or two?

Smallpox, anyone?

Bosh.

Pen Mightier Than Sword &c

No it isn't.

Let's Play 'Spot the Difference'

Between the Conservatives' "Road to Recovery" poster

and this, an iStock/Getty Images picture taken by one Alexander Burzik near Weimar

This photograph of specimen morons, on the other hand, does not resemble a road in Weimar