Four combat tours and a slew of black ops with the Navy Seal Spetsnaz Rangers. Left the Service and passed some time watching the world go by through the bottom of a Jack Daniels bottle.
An old buddy picked me up off a bar floor somewhere out west of nowhere. Come on in, fella, we need a good man like you.
Didn't tell me he was walking me into the Tennis Integrity Unit.
Don' you go an be no foo'
Get yo bad ass in da TIU.