Readers: Oh noes, Trump's PanzerArmee of North Virginia is rolling across the Rappahannock...
Herr Generalblogberst: No it isn't, even Armeeabteilung Steiner at the Battle of Berlin wasn't that much of a delusion.
Readers: But if it's completely imaginary, why are 25,000 National Guard and 4,000 US Marshals and thousands of police needed to garrison Washington, and the FBI to sift out disloyal elements and all the Hitlers...
Blogistorian: I think this is known as Fake Deployment. I wonder if it counts as passive-aggressive, if so the biggest such force in world history. Look out for the First US Gaslight insignia and shoulder patches.
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10,000 of them are still guarding the politicians against a massive assault by crazed, angry citizens waving MAGA hats like flags that are duct-taped to the ends of their assault rifles. The politicians have the upper hand, however, as all the guards have been equipped with Lenin masks and English copies of Mein Kampf to ensure their well rounded indoctrination.
This is the first time in our history that troops have occupied Washington DC since the war of 1812 when those damned Redcoats swarmed in. By the way, we want reparations.
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