Friday, 11 April 2008

Ten Reasons to Live













Readers
: Ten? We'll just sit here tapping our fingers on the tabletop.

Blogista: Well, okay, here we go...

Readers: Clotho spins the thread from her distaff, as all women do.

Blogista: My first reason

Readers: Lachesis measures out the thread.

Blogista: I have ten

Readers: And Atropos cuts it.

Blogista: Here they are

Reason: I can sing "Sing a Song of Sixpence" to the tune of "Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procul Harum.
Verdict: Next verse. 0 pts.

Reason: Um...
Verdict: Hesitation. 0 pts.

Reason: The sky is a beautiful blue. Today.
Verdict: Einstein already won the Nobel Prize for splaining that in 1905. o pts.

Reason: Love conquers akk.
Verdict: Right a bit. 0 pts.

Reason: A dick with a kick starter.
Verdict: And a Gucci shoe-tree. 0 pts.

Reason: p-k4
Verdict: Ruy Lopez, the last resort of the Scoundrel. 0 pts.

R
Verdict: Come back again tomorrow, see if you can win 1 point. We don't mind waiting. You might even win a fluffy penguin, or a bear in a bag.

4 comments:

OHara said...

Ten? - I can think of only one.
It's better than being dead.

(Although I may need to get back to you on that.)

Chertiozhnik said...

Next post will be unsettlingly positive, just give me time.

Ohara said...

I'm still waiting....

Chertiozhnik said...

The next post will be unsettligly -

People get paid for doing Terminal 5, me I can make a shambles out of nothing and I'm not even getting a salary.