Friday, 11 April 2008
Ten Reasons to Live
Readers: Ten? We'll just sit here tapping our fingers on the tabletop.
Blogista: Well, okay, here we go...
Readers: Clotho spins the thread from her distaff, as all women do.
Blogista: My first reason
Readers: Lachesis measures out the thread.
Blogista: I have ten
Readers: And Atropos cuts it.
Blogista: Here they are
Reason: I can sing "Sing a Song of Sixpence" to the tune of "Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procul Harum.
Verdict: Next verse. 0 pts.
Verdict: Hesitation. 0 pts.
Reason: The sky is a beautiful blue. Today.
Verdict: Einstein already won the Nobel Prize for splaining that in 1905. o pts.
Reason: Love conquers akk.
Verdict: Right a bit. 0 pts.
Reason: A dick with a kick starter.
Verdict: And a Gucci shoe-tree. 0 pts.
Verdict: Ruy Lopez, the last resort of the Scoundrel. 0 pts.
Verdict: Come back again tomorrow, see if you can win 1 point. We don't mind waiting. You might even win a fluffy penguin, or a bear in a bag.