I have kicked about this planet for over half a century - I am approaching my 52nd year - and I cannot honestly say that I see any much point in anal intercourse*.Other insights to follow when, and - or if - I have any.
*[edit] I should have added - "any more". I was in my green days an aficionado.
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Anal sex can be far from pleasurable for everyone involved if it is not done the right way. Ky Henderson wrote a great article about Anal Sex For Beginners (link) that helped me through my first anal experiences. We started with something small like the article recommends (Anal Starter), and we've never had any problems. In fact, I have had some of the most powerful orgasms of my life since we have started including Anal sex in our love making. I admit, Anal sex may not be for everyone, but if done right, it can take your intimacy to a whole new level. -Take care, Jamie.
I agree with Jamie. Start small. Maybe one gerbil and a tuft of paper for him to nibble on. Don't start with lightbulbs or canteloupe at first.
I've never started with anything that isn't small and the missus still won't give me any.
I had many girlfriends who did (and enthusiastically), but my (ex-)missus wouldn't either. But then again she wouldn't do much at all that she felt to be beneath her dignity as a prospective Conservative parliamentary candidate.
You have obviously found the right topic to attract comments though. That Max Clifford clearly knows nothing.
Having kept both (in cages) I have never believed that thing with Gerbils and Hamsters.
Let it loose 5 minutes and a hamster will gnaw a huge hole in the corner of your Axminster. Give it a night and it will be half way through a breeze block wall.
A mere bottom would not survive 10 minutes.
Thank you Jamie, one of the few sensible and humane comments this blog has ever attracted...
Mr X, the gerbil would have a life expectancy of less than two minutes without breathable air, which is slightly less time than it takes a bewildered gerbil to orient itself and start chewing.
A quick spin beforehand in a centrifuge (for the gerbil, that is) can extend this 'comfort zone'.
The claws (the gerbil's, that is) can be filed down beforehand to avoid shredding during the death agonies.
This rather takes the spontaneity out of things! Ladies, try taking a rodent and a nail file out of a velvet bag while asking him to fix the axis of an exercise wheel to the bit of his power drill.
On the subject of shrewish animals getting their claws into our assholes, it is my observation that missii stop enjoying what we euphemistically might call "the shit dick" (in lieu of a cruder term) after marriage.
It becomes the thing they do with the gents who sneak in through the rear entrance. Thus the term "backdoor man."
It is indeed strange that women stop doing... things... once they have attained the social status of marriage.
I blame Jane Austen.
If only the girleens would read, say, Bataille before taking the plunge.
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