And a Happy and Prosperous New Sputnik Fall! May the sky not fall on your head! No scaffolding poles, grand pianos, ice-blocks from passing aircraft, the aforesaid aircraft themselves, batteries or any other sub-thermospheric item or items whatsoever either singularly or severally is or are included in this offer.
Sputnik 1 fell to Earth on January 4th, so anything could happen in the next 8 days. Sorry about that.