Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Civil Service: If you want to carry Parliament and our Country with you, we would recommend "awesomely beezer jape" as the form of words. Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Security Services: Blimey, that's exactly what we've got. Chances of that, eh? Prime Minister: Where is this "Syria" anyway? Must be near Mile End or something? Enormously Highly Paid Sir Humphrey: A little bit to the left of Mile End, we believe, Prime Minister. And down a bit.
It grates, Mr X, grates, that I am an unemployed drunkard and could have done a better job than these bastards.
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Much more succinct and far less boring than my rants Mr C.
Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Civil Service: If you want to carry Parliament and our Country with you, we would recommend "awesomely beezer jape" as the form of words.
Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Security Services: Blimey, that's exactly what we've got. Chances of that, eh?
Prime Minister: Where is this "Syria" anyway? Must be near Mile End or something?
Enormously Highly Paid Sir Humphrey: A little bit to the left of Mile End, we believe, Prime Minister. And down a bit.
It grates, Mr X, grates, that I am an unemployed drunkard and could have done a better job than these bastards.
Almost everyone could, the key to common sense is lack of an over-inflated sense of self worth.
Unemployed drunkard is only a bit worse than retired drunkard, although at least my pension pays for the vodka.
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