Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Syria: the Strategy

Bombing Syria would be the most awesomely beezer jape imaginable...

...and a jape without any possible unforeseen or unintended consequences.

Well, that's me convinced, eh, readers.


x said...

Much more succinct and far less boring than my rants Mr C.

Chertiozhnik said...

Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Civil Service: If you want to carry Parliament and our Country with you, we would recommend "awesomely beezer jape" as the form of words.
Enormously Highly Paid Boss of the Security Services: Blimey, that's exactly what we've got. Chances of that, eh?
Prime Minister: Where is this "Syria" anyway? Must be near Mile End or something?
Enormously Highly Paid Sir Humphrey: A little bit to the left of Mile End, we believe, Prime Minister. And down a bit.

It grates, Mr X, grates, that I am an unemployed drunkard and could have done a better job than these bastards.

x said...

Almost everyone could, the key to common sense is lack of an over-inflated sense of self worth.

Unemployed drunkard is only a bit worse than retired drunkard, although at least my pension pays for the vodka.