Blogista: You go anywhere near my bottom and I will hit you with a machete. Or something.
Miliband: I have examined your flat and found nothing even resembling a gardening tool. The most dangerous things you own are a small cross-head screwdriver which is the last of a set of four you bought from the local Pound Shop. And a hand-held vacuum cleaner whose batteries last about two minutes. When we come for you we will not feel at all threatened.
Blogista: Before the next election I could go down the Pound Shop again.
Miliband: And buy a mop whose head falls off as soon as you get it home.