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Dick-measuring contest, anyone?

Mr Brown has slapped his on the slab, and has turned out to have almost a 3% advantage in penis size.

Before the bacon-slicer of the House of Lords gets to work.

Or something.

Does any of this mean anything, anymore?

Update: 315-306 saves Mr Brown's "face". Who would have thought there were 315 rat finks in the Commons?