Thursday, 25 June 2009

Don't Be Afraid of the Bailiffs

Bailiff #1: Mister Ivan O. Barnett?

Self: No, and here is the evidence.

Bailiff #2: Miss...

Self: Decide for youself. I can get my tits out if you like.

They are awfully polite, these bailiffs. It will be another eight months or so before they have any reason to persue me.

3 comments:

Wickedred said...

It's always fun to get your tits out. I'm back. Hope you are well :) Greetings from across the pond.

Wicked

Chertiozhnik said...

It's not fun to get my tits out and even less so if you aren't me.

Mostly I do it for hygienic or legal reasons, when I have to at all.

Heather said...

ahhh - I do it to thwart the Chicago police force. Works 9 out of 10 times