Thursday, 25 June 2009

Don't Be Afraid of the Bailiffs

Bailiff #1: Mister Ivan O. Barnett?

Self: No, and here is the evidence.

Bailiff #2: Miss...

Self: Decide for youself. I can get my tits out if you like.

They are awfully polite, these bailiffs. It will be another eight months or so before they have any reason to persue me.


Wickedred said...

It's always fun to get your tits out. I'm back. Hope you are well :) Greetings from across the pond.


Chertiozhnik said...

It's not fun to get my tits out and even less so if you aren't me.

Mostly I do it for hygienic or legal reasons, when I have to at all.

Heather said...

ahhh - I do it to thwart the Chicago police force. Works 9 out of 10 times