When I was writing my autobio my editor was in Babylon and I was in Nineveh. Most of his edits were shit, no surprises there. Wanted more sex & car chases, etc. I took my bow and started shooting his pigeons as they came in. Clay pigeons they were back then. Thwak! Thwak!
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Those carrier pidgeons with cleft sticks are rubbish for posting on the net.
When I was writing my autobio my editor was in Babylon and I was in Nineveh. Most of his edits were shit, no surprises there. Wanted more sex & car chases, etc. I took my bow and started shooting his pigeons as they came in. Clay pigeons they were back then. Thwak! Thwak!
Yeah, the pigeons are pretty bad, but it's the way the native bearers keep going down with cholera that really messes things up.
Magnificent epic, Gilgamesh, we're looking into a film deal at this end. Sex during a car chase, that's the kinda thing w're looking at.
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