Lucky you. I have to line my cap with tinfoil so my computer doesn't steal my thoughts and give them to the CIA and Monsanto. I ate sushi three times a day until I learned that GM soy products turn your testicles a different color. They monitor the color with implants. It's all in Revelations you know.
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At least you have an excuse Mr C, not simply death of imagination. Now who can I blame? Nowt is ever my fault.
Blame BT, it is all their fault. Everything.
Except the demise of poor Dr Crippen, that was marconi I think.
Lucky you. I have to line my cap with tinfoil so my computer doesn't steal my thoughts and give them to the CIA and Monsanto. I ate sushi three times a day until I learned that GM soy products turn your testicles a different color. They monitor the color with implants. It's all in Revelations you know.
An Hon. gracing my pages! Oh my!
And that would explain why my testicles have turned blue, I thought it was just lack of exercise.
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