Sunday, 18 October 2009

Us 51-Year-Old Alcoholics...

... do not give a shit about screamy white people who can't sing to save their ass and if Mr. S. Cowell wants to make money promoting them as screamy white people who could not and indeed do no (axtualllly that is rthe whole point S Cowell)
t sing to save their ass and everybody writhing in the lesbian snake-pit that is Radio 4 wants to promote them as girls who could or can or might sing to save their little tushies from the flames

I raise a glass to every body who has sailed around th'world all alone in tehrir yachy and who mhas then turned up on Desert island |Discs.

Pity about those screaming whiteys tho.

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Chertiozhnik said...

He really cares about music.

And the next train from Staines to Audley End departs at 04:58 and arrives at 07:37.

If I lived in Staines I would be on the first train to Audley End right now.

Chertiozhnik said...

And I'd say the same if I were sober.

That is a bit of a stretch.

But wailing like a hundredweight of moggies who just got sewn into a sack and thrown into an inexplicably boiling Bosforus, I ask you.

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