After dinner, drinkies and an evening of passion with your lovely Jamaican girlfriend do you:
a) wait until she falls asleep, drink a bottle of Famous Grouse in the kitchen with the lights out; wish that the local offie was open all night so you could buy another bottle of Famous Grouse; greet the dawn with bogus enthusiasm when she awakes,
or
b) not a).
If you answered mostly a) you may well be a Wretch.
6 comments:
How about with the lights on, loud and proud? What would that make you?
maybe i'm not a wretch :)
Wow, lights on... maybe everybody on the block will join me in spontan eououoeues song...
New York New York
I wanna be a part of it
ne Work Noe Urk
And if I can make it theree
I can be a big time theeeere
Grow those yellow roses rounf the ole ok treee
wtf how DOES it go
some stuff a bout a guy who dies in gaol and then goes home again
oh yeah
tie youse yellow ribbons round the green green grass of home cos this is NEW YOWK.
WhatthefuckdyouMEAN you tuurning off the karaoke.
The night is still young.
Hokay it is heleven oh klok, you could give me a larzhe brandy cos I went to univsity in the old days when time was young.
Promise I won't do "Teddy Bears' Picnic" again, really.
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