Why, here we are at Salvius' Bar in Pompeii. Let's stop by and enjoy the friendly banter of the locals.
That's not a three, it's a two!
I got the three, scumbag, I won!
Come off it, cocksucker, I won!
Oi, you wanna fight - ahhhtside!
Oh dear, maybe we'll just find a corner and have a quiet drink.
No, it's mine!
You want it, come and get it! Oceanus, come here, drink!