Dear Aunty Agony,
I am trying to work out where I am on the scale in your Computer Dating Sex Quiz but unfortunately without result so far.
Sexually, I feel I am more of a Wachoffizier aboard an Unterseeboot Typ VIIC patrolling south of Iceland sort of chap.
Can you help?
[name and address withheld]
Aunty Agony Says: This here is a family blog and we do not cater for perverts.