E-She: Hello! Tell me about yourself, your hobbies and your likes and dislikes. How many friends do you have? How much money do you earn? What car do you drive. I hate cruelty to animals and people.
Sassy, wish it was. I joined the site, my computer broke down, and now I am too busy at work to spend an evening writing cuddly emails. Bah.
It is awfully pleasant. Bland, even. What are my hobbies? Dear, I don't do hobbies. My social life, zip. I am a contragregarious mad axe murderer who will feed your still warm body to my pet pig. Typical loner, eh?
Nutcases... it's the sane ones I find hard to cope with.
Year before last I had a little internet fling thing which did not survive the single encounter. Great fun while it lasted though, we sent each other pics of our naughty bits. I had to resize mine upwards a bit first in Paint Shop Pro obviously.
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LOL!!! funny :-)
Ah - Computer dating. The potentially easiest way to meet the armies of the average and the generically pleasant.
Of course - also an easy way to rule out potential partners who can't spell.
Nice photo. All hail Metropolis.
I tried it once. Seriously be careful -there are a lot of total nutcases out there....
Sassy, wish it was. I joined the site, my computer broke down, and now I am too busy at work to spend an evening writing cuddly emails. Bah.
It is awfully pleasant. Bland, even. What are my hobbies? Dear, I don't do hobbies. My social life, zip. I am a contragregarious mad axe murderer who will feed your still warm body to my pet pig. Typical loner, eh?
Nutcases... it's the sane ones I find hard to cope with.
Year before last I had a little internet fling thing which did not survive the single encounter. Great fun while it lasted though, we sent each other pics of our naughty bits. I had to resize mine upwards a bit first in Paint Shop Pro obviously.
I have a date on Tuesday with a pyramid-style-selling health food freak whose youngest son is still at school.
Something tells me this should go badly wrong.
Good luck to you sir! She might be delightfully perverse and fascinating. Just don't leave your first date with a kid and a box of health food.
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