I have been patrolling Brighton Beach this Easter weekend, shouting at anything and anyone with a touch of the old carbon about them.I carry a hammer in my jacket pocket in case there are any arguments - I can tell you, I deal with backsliders pretty sharpish. There have been a few 'scenes' outside the entirely bogus "Harry Ramsden" fish'n'chip shop opposite the pier, but now that the police have taped off the area all is quiet.
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I hope you have an excellent hammer. Everyone should.
Come Global warming there'll be no Brighton Beach - oh yes there will, but it will start in Guildford.
I just done a carbon?
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Please... ? ? ?
Help.
"Please spare my life" - but we can't afford to be sentimental about feline carbon-based life forms if we are not, as YesBut suggests, going to see nude sun-bathing beaches in Guildford - horror.
Estwing EWF21M 21oz - "The design of this hammer assures integral and sweeping overstrike protection while placing the power and weight at the front to maximise power and reduce user effort" with a Titanium Inc TI14MC 140z in the sock as a concealed carry.
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