Wednesday, 19 March 2008

World Markets

: The World Markets are gone all uncontrollable bumps-a-daisy again. Who knows where it will end?

Blogista: Yep. "Bear Stearns" all round. Yock.

Readers: What should we dooooooooooooooo?

Blogista: Maybe it is time to big up on norks.

Readers: You have a strategy?

Blogista: Short out on sugar, spice and all things nice. Fill y'boots with norks.
Readers: Woooooow. So you're walking away with...

Blogista: Only one bootful of norks. Have to admit, I'm getting old and slow. And now I'm listing helplessly to port.


Mad Dog said...

Oh, no. Not norks again. These pics are somehow disturbing. I'm a little concerned about the dark tone of this blog recently. So how about something nice -like daffodils or kittens? LOL!

wickedred said...

This is amply terrifying. Ow. That's all I have to say about that.

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Chertiozhnik said...

Looks like it's going to be a big year for the birds and the bears.

Daffys and kittens and things that have noses
Widgets, impalas and Einsteiney-Boses
Cakes and mistakes, subs and sonar that pings
These - foolish things remind me of you.

OHara said...

Chertz. Really. I cannot leave you alone for a second without you backsliding into degeneracy.
The world is quite grotesque enough without more of that sort of thing.

But please NOT kittens. Or cats. Especially not LOLCATS.

Chertiozhnik said...

Almost certainly, these Immense Norks evolved as a defence against sabre-toothed tigers, at the same time conferred an advantage in gathering nuts and berries from the lower layers of the forest -

what use they are in these post-Pleistocene times is beyond me.