Friday, 19 September 2008

How Capitalism Works

Punter: Hey guess what I bght tday.

Blogista: Wha.

Pontoon: A cow.

Blogista: A cow? No shit.

Pfuhl: Yeh an cow axtually. Wit a circulr hat on, an' allin formaldeuyde an' that. Like those Encient Agypitans.

Blogista: How much it set u back?

Ptooey: Awwwwww...

Blogista: G'wan.

Pinter: Fukin 97 mil. Fukin 97 mil.

Blogista: 97. Woooo, that is goin' some.

Pooter: But also I gotta haff a shak, an a lotof y'know like a haf a zebr.

Blogista: U got 1/2 zbra?

Pointless: U don' go fkin spen' 97 mil an u don' get 1/2 zebera. Basicly. An' in fuormoldyde.

Blogista: Shit, if I had 97 mil ponds I wd prolly by 1/2 azbr int a tnk of furmoldaxode as well.

Pongo: So whax wiv yr £3:20?

Blogista: I'll have a saveloy and chips, and a cup of tea.

Pondlife: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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