Punter: Hey guess what I bght tday.Blogista: Wha.
Pontoon: A cow.
Blogista: A cow? No shit.
Pfuhl: Yeh an cow axtually. Wit a circulr hat on, an' allin formaldeuyde an' that. Like those Encient Agypitans.
Blogista: How much it set u back?
Ptooey: Awwwwww...
Blogista: G'wan.
Pinter: Fukin 97 mil. Fukin 97 mil.
Blogista: 97. Woooo, that is goin' some.
Pooter: But also I gotta haff a shak, an a lotof y'know like a haf a zebr.
Blogista: U got 1/2 zbra?
Pointless: U don' go fkin spen' 97 mil an u don' get 1/2 zebera. Basicly. An' in fuormoldyde.
Blogista: Shit, if I had 97 mil ponds I wd prolly by 1/2 azbr int a tnk of furmoldaxode as well.
Pongo: So whax wiv yr £3:20?
Blogista: I'll have a saveloy and chips, and a cup of tea.
Pondlife: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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