Monday, 22 September 2008


bedroom toys


Get your scores on the doors here.


xoggoth said...

You are rumbled Mr C. I am a fine upstanding sexually normal pillar of the community but (for some reason) decided to pose as a pathetic sexually deviant loser while filling in that boring questionaire and got exactly the same score as you! How do you explain that eh? eh?

Chertiozhnik said...

Our fine upstanding pillars could be raking in over $2000 an hour if we worked it right. See next post for the marketing material.

All those lonely housewives out there with nothing but a Mills & Boon between them and André, the finest sexually deviant loser in France, starched ruffed shirt, skin-tight breeches, jackboots and all, and...

I am slobbering too much to continue.