Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Boy Beautiful

Nice pecs. I like the purple shading on the other musculature.

Nice bit of driftwood. It was just there on the beach and you decided to pick up on it and pose with it. Just because you are so spontaneous with flotsam.

Nice haircut. The sideburns dark and trimmed, the rest roughly ruffled and - well, we can all relate to peroxide and a dab of KY.

Pity about the penis.

Evvy day you are sent messages from well-wishing persons who only want to make your manhood bigger, or at least less small. Reply to them. You are thinking "spam"; I am thinking, you. And your future... get one, honeybuns.

8 comments:

xoggoth said...

Just as well I wasn't reading this when the wife came in with a coffee just now, or she would have thought I was looking at gay porn.

Curses. Now I feel an urge to look at some gay porn and I haven't finished filling in my corporation tax form yet.

x said...

Actually it is rather reassuring to see rather small bits of driftwood like that.

Chertiozhnik said...

It is a pretty feeble piece of driftwood.

Much like Life Itself, in my case.

But at least I don't have a weeny weiner, even if there is nobody who wants a piece of it. Just knowing is good.

Chertiozhnik said...

As for gay porn stars with enormous willies, there are I admit some intruiging hyrdodynamical-ish aspects... Hm. Better take a look.

Wickedred said...

Well...NOW I certainly can't read your blog from work ever again. Perhaps I will just get some work done then.

Chertiozhnik said...

My bad... I promise, no more penises for a while.

Wickedred said...

I hope that's a promise and not a prediction. 'twould make my fall a very sad place to be.

Chertiozhnik said...

A promise... and in my case a prediction, won't be needing one for a while unless it is to stir m'tea.