I am a Mastermind.
"Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory."
Or outside of their flat, where this Mastermind is about to take his second bath of the day, for want of anything else to do.
Yaay yaay eye-en-tee-jaaay!
I am the King's own dog at Kew -
Pray tell me, Sir, whose dog are you?