Employment at last!!! - a Mr Dion O'Banion has offered me a job in his flower shop in Chicago.
I will certainly take the post, even though according to Wikipedia his name is really Deanie or Dean and the URL for his 'pedia entry is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_O'Banion.
I will address him as 'Gimpy' to be on the safe side.
Yes. I know.
It means leaving my beloved and well-governed country.
But he says if I work hard enough I could be enjoying a challenging position in one of his garage businesses a while from now.
It will be a big Life Change.