Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Immense Penis

Picture courtesy of Nurse Myra.

Aliens from Outer Space
: Oh hh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Blogista: Yap.

Aliens from Outer Space: What, you actually replied to our penis extension "spam" messages?

Blogista: Yappity yap. Every single one.

Aliens from Outer Space: What about the administrative messages from your bank or banks? Th' parttime job offers, th' work-at-home big opportunities?

Blogista: Never cut any ice, sir.

Aliens from Outer Space: So you have the biggest penis in the universe and we still don't know your bank account number?

Blogista: That's pretty well the way it is.

Chief Alien from Outer Space: Put this call on hold. Get me the Head of Spam, now.

Beautiful Titsy PA to the Chief Alien from Outer Space: Oohhhhhhhhh.

Project Manager (reporting up to Board level): Looks like he's having your PA through some kind of nth-dimensional wormhole. I'll put that down as a red "traffic light" on th' Risk Log.

Beautiful Titsy PA to the Chief Alien from Outer Space: Oh god I'm coming again.

Chief Alien from Outer Space: Add it to the Issue Log also.


nursemyra said...

any friend of bloggoth.....

Chertiozhnik said... a friend of mine.

I hope y'will not object to being added to my Categories.

x said...

I should object Nurse M, this chap is downright wierd, not like your usual fans.

ohara said...

I think he meant weird... not even a green penis can detract me from my new found role in the Spelling Police

Chertiozhnik said...

I am indeed more weird than wierd or wired.