Picture courtesy of Nurse Myra.Aliens from Outer Space: Oh hh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Blogista: Yap.
Aliens from Outer Space: What, you actually replied to our penis extension "spam" messages?
Blogista: Yappity yap. Every single one.
Aliens from Outer Space: What about the administrative messages from your bank or banks? Th' parttime job offers, th' work-at-home big opportunities?
Blogista: Never cut any ice, sir.
Aliens from Outer Space: So you have the biggest penis in the universe and we still don't know your bank account number?
Blogista: That's pretty well the way it is.
Chief Alien from Outer Space: Put this call on hold. Get me the Head of Spam, now.
Beautiful Titsy PA to the Chief Alien from Outer Space: Oohhhhhhhhh.
Project Manager (reporting up to Board level): Looks like he's having your PA through some kind of nth-dimensional wormhole. I'll put that down as a red "traffic light" on th' Risk Log.
Beautiful Titsy PA to the Chief Alien from Outer Space: Oh god I'm coming again.
Chief Alien from Outer Space: Add it to the Issue Log also.
5 comments:
any friend of bloggoth.....
...is a friend of mine.
I hope y'will not object to being added to my Categories.
I should object Nurse M, this chap is downright wierd, not like your usual fans.
I think he meant weird... not even a green penis can detract me from my new found role in the Spelling Police
I am indeed more weird than wierd or wired.
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