Friday, 28 November 2008

The Ten Most Shit Singles Ever

#1 Black Lace - "Agadoo" (1984)

None of the fruit ever worked again. I made very sure of that with my meat cleaver. The pineapple was difficult because she still wanted to live.

#2 You were expecting The Tweets' "Birdie Song" (1981) or The Firm's "Star Trekkin'" (1987) or Joe Dolce and "Shaddap Your Face" (1981 again OMFG) or..?

..? I lost the will to carry on.


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x said...

Agadoo is a brill song. Nothing else lends itself so readily to peurile rude words, eg:

Agadum, dum, dum, won't you stick it... etc.