Blogista: Look out all you good ladies of Brighton and Hove - the Roving Cocksman is back in town!Ladies of B&H (good or otherwise, it matters not): All our Saturnalias have come at once!
Blogista's Flack: He has gone to bed to catch up on the necessary. He will be out soon.
Ladies: Oh goody! We don't mind waiting.
Flack: Um, looks like he is not going to be out at all today. He is lurking at the back of his house, either sleeping or blogging. Bit like a panda. He's there, but you can't actually see him, only some concrete and mouldy straw. And droppings.
Ladies: Ohhhh. Next weekend, maybe?
Flack: Yeh, prolly next weekend.
6 comments:
As Terry would have said - "Jolly good show".
Now that shows my age, that I can remember Terry Thomas's catch phrase.
And "what an absolute shower", useful on many occasions!
Hello, nice blog you got here! Followed your link from David McMahon's authorblog.
Helleouw!
Glad you're back Maddog, because I'm solid gone.
Hello Stargazer, and when I am not up to my neck in wires trying to cope with a broken comp I shall say hello properly.
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