Blogista: Look out all you good ladies of Brighton and Hove - the Roving Cocksman is back in town!
Ladies of B&H (good or otherwise, it matters not): All our Saturnalias have come at once!
Blogista's Flack: He has gone to bed to catch up on the necessary. He will be out soon.
Ladies: Oh goody! We don't mind waiting.
Flack: Um, looks like he is not going to be out at all today. He is lurking at the back of his house, either sleeping or blogging. Bit like a panda. He's there, but you can't actually see him, only some concrete and mouldy straw. And droppings.
Ladies: Ohhhh. Next weekend, maybe?
Flack: Yeh, prolly next weekend.