It was only a quick fumble in the bushes.
Breadsticks - I never touch them!
It is 01:19 my time. MY time.
Three and a half decades on, masturbation is just another chore.
"Feeble-minded" has four "e"s in it. As long as I can spell and count, things can't be that bad.
Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Was rather advanced mentally
In inventing the eponymous clerihew
He transcended the haiku.
Wear a suit and tie in Brighton and frequently people will stop you to ask for a pound for their bus fare. In this way I have made many friends.
A mechanical instrument, my watch does not know what the time is. Nor do I, as I cannot remember where I left my watch.
If you thought trams were a thing of the past, come to Croydon. My mother's first job was as a tram conductress. She had to turn the seats over to face the other way at the terminus, and also the cantilever, if that is the right word. With a special wooden pole. She worked in Leeds, but here is an exciting page about trams in Glasgow, some of which have been "retained for Museum purposes".
The gravitational pull of a sausage diminishes with the inverse square of one's distance from it. Just guessing, but I suspect I'm not far wrong.
Thy hand, Belinda; darkness shades me...