Sunday 21 October 2007

What Can I Say?

It was only a quick fumble in the bushes.

Breadsticks - I never touch them!

It is 01:19 my time. MY time.

Three and a half decades on, masturbation is just another chore.

"Feeble-minded" has four "e"s in it. As long as I can spell and count, things can't be that bad.

Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Was rather advanced mentally
In inventing the eponymous clerihew
He transcended the haiku.

Wear a suit and tie in Brighton and frequently people will stop you to ask for a pound for their bus fare. In this way I have made many friends.

A mechanical instrument, my watch does not know what the time is. Nor do I, as I cannot remember where I left my watch.

If you thought trams were a thing of the past, come to Croydon. My mother's first job was as a tram conductress. She had to turn the seats over to face the other way at the terminus, and also the cantilever, if that is the right word. With a special wooden pole. She worked in Leeds, but here is an exciting page about trams in Glasgow, some of which have been "retained for Museum purposes".

The gravitational pull of a sausage diminishes with the inverse square of one's distance from it. Just guessing, but I suspect I'm not far wrong.

Thy hand, Belinda; darkness shades me...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

No bullshitting honest opinion (cross my fingers hope to die)- today's blog is pithy and humorous, I even learnt a new word "clerihew".

Now I only have to think up a sentience I can use it. "Do you want a cup of tea Dear or do you want to come up to my place to read my clerihews'"

Chertiozhnik said...

I'm hoping the clerihew will be the next big thing, and wipe LOLcats off the web altogether.

So - spread it around! Meme time!

Anonymous said...

Wear a suit and tie in Brighton and frequently people will stop you to ask for a pound for their bus fare. In this way I have made many friends.
And lost many pounds I bet. good to see you are still on forma nd still here. My greatest fear is that one day I will return to find no one at home.
Still not ready to start blogging again but thought it was time to catch up with the band.

Chertiozhnik said...

That's a sad thought O'Hara, millions of blogs out there stuck on the day the owners turned their toes up.

Blogosphere of a million stories. I feel a literary effort coming on... Tales of the 1000001 Blogs? Better not.

Good luck with your studies!

Anonymous said...

the owners turned their toes up?
hmmmm.
puzzling expression.
i only ever heard that type of reference made in one type of arena.

i have been given an essay type thing to write, stuck at computer, desperately looking for distraction.
the blogs are starting to look good.

Anonymous said...

Where did my capitals go?