Going up. Floor four. Doors opening. Please stand clear of the doors. Doors closing. Please stand clear of the doors. Floor four. Doors closing. Going up.
If I live long enough, I will rid the world of gabby lifts.
No, don't thank me.
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Please stand clear of the doors
I AM STANDING CLEAR OF THE DOORS YOU STUPID ***********
At least there isn't any muzak. Having to listen to the lift warning non-existent people away from the doors with mantovani in the intervals would be hell indeed.
Going up.
2 comments:
Please stand clear of the doors
I AM STANDING CLEAR OF THE DOORS YOU STUPID ***********
Please stand clear of the doors.
Head butt the back wall of the elevator.
Please stand clear of the doors.
At least there isn't any muzak. Having to listen to the lift warning non-existent people away from the doors with mantovani in the intervals would be hell indeed.
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