Thursday, 25 October 2007

Oh Lordy

Going up.
Floor four.
Doors opening.
Please stand clear of the doors.
Doors closing.

Please stand clear of the doors.
Floor four.
Doors closing.
Going up.

If I live long enough, I will rid the world of gabby lifts.

No, don't thank me.

2 comments:

YesBut said...

Please stand clear of the doors

I AM STANDING CLEAR OF THE DOORS YOU STUPID ***********

Please stand clear of the doors.

Head butt the back wall of the elevator.

Please stand clear of the doors.

Chertiozhnik said...

At least there isn't any muzak. Having to listen to the lift warning non-existent people away from the doors with mantovani in the intervals would be hell indeed.