Saturday, 27 October 2007


My computer is still broken.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

Meanwhile it won't be.



YesBut said...

Its a real crock of s*** when that happens.
Hope you resolve the problem soon.
You could try:

1. keep switching it on and off in the hope it was all a bad dream and the next time it will work.

2. Check if the petrol tank is empty

3. Check the spark plugs.

If the above fails, give it a good thump.

Chertiozhnik said...

It was the good thump that really wrecked it.

I should have gone no further than a brisk smack with the back of a hairbrush... but I have this brutal streak.

YesBut said...

I've just had a flash of an image of you attacking the computer with a hair brush - you were dressed in black leather (shudder - that's me traumatised for the rest of the week)

Wickedred said...

Do they make a ball gag that fits a pc? there could be a whole new industry for me to get into...

good luck with the machine!

x said...

Bleeding ell! How long does it take to fix a machine/get a new one?

Get yer finger out Mr C. Maybe this time you will get one that does not spew totally incomprehensible bollox all the time.

Entertaining incomprehensible bollox but.

Chertiozhnik said...

Only the computer is in for repairs, I am not having a wit'n'wisdom upgrade myself.

As for computer sado-masochism, when it comes back I am going to cuddle and cherish it. For a little while.

plasterer croydon said...

plasterer croydon
There are some elements in Islam, like "the way you treat woman, kids, thief's, other religions, alcohol drinkers,"honor killings".
That fascinates some person's WEIRD imagination.
Living in Muslim countries, like Saudi, Iran must be fascinating, so liberal, so advanced, so democratic that support freedom of speech as blogs.