Gentlemen!
We are proud to reveal
The new killer app of the men's fragrance world
Ye Critick: Gissa squizz.
pssssshhhht
I'm getting
-- car salesroom
-- alcohol
-- sump oil
-- pigs in rut.
Blogista: Don't forget sorry don't forget the special ingredient? Petroleum jelly. Clings like napalm, they won't have to wash for a week.
Ye Critick: Zackly like all the other muck on the market then.
Blogista: I gotta get Turbo into the branding somewhere.
2 comments:
Smelling like this I feel a right tit.
Then you're doing better than I am with my Eau de Cologne [sob].
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