Thursday, 3 January 2008



We are proud to reveal

The new killer app of the men's fragrance world

Ye Critick: Gissa squizz.


I'm getting
-- car salesroom
-- alcohol
-- sump oil
-- pigs in rut.

Blogista: Don't forget sorry don't forget the special ingredient? Petroleum jelly. Clings like napalm, they won't have to wash for a week.

Ye Critick: Zackly like all the other muck on the market then.

Blogista: I gotta get Turbo into the branding somewhere.


YesBut said...

Smelling like this I feel a right tit.

Chertiozhnik said...

Then you're doing better than I am with my Eau de Cologne [sob].