Sunday, 30 December 2007

Breaking News

In new News, it appears that Mrs Pikey Scum has been attacked by a Dimetrodon.

An attack by any sphenacodontid, however extinct, is likely to cause distress.

More on the Perils of the Permian here.


x said...

This actually reminded me to get round to adding a few hrefs, it's

I dunno, you dun alf make me a lot of work Mr C.

PS Attractive lady that, you should email and get them to add neolithic women to their porn links. I am sure there are plenty in Northamptonshire.

x said...

I especially like ladies with one nork up there and the other one down there although it is really a turn off the other way round.

Chertiozhnik said...

Very good href there, Mr. X. Works splendidly.

Sounds a bit like a consumptive gentleman discreetly coughing up a portion of lung in a Victorian pea-souper.

One of my resolutions for 2008 is to get stuck into all this interwebs technology, so I suppose I had better start learning here.

I am totally off norks. And the madwomen attached to them. Second resolution for 2008, it is going to be The Year of Living Norkless.