Long Ago

Hwaet! We gardena in geardagum
Theodcyninga, thrym gefrunon...

Memorise the next few lines, recite them fiercely from a streetside cafe table (Starbucks? Noooo we do not do Starbucks, wee-wee has its attractions but there are limits), and...

and.

Just say "hwaet!", most of the punters will be enthralled by that alone.