Sunday, 30 December 2007

No Fool Like An Old Fool In Love

Appears out of nowhere trailing smoke, crashes and burns somewhere else a few minutes later.

Of course I understand why you had to get back to your 16 year old son and nutty labrador. I understand your labrador, and why you keep standing on its paws or falling over it. Same as for the son.

Not exactly rock'n'roll, though. Just saying.

I haven't had a fuck since last February, and I'm not getting any younger, and not slowly either. When men of my age start feeling like sitcom material, we begin to panic. Like hogs in the tunnel we begin to panic.


YesBut said...

Great video clip.

As for your predicament - well I guess you'll have to turn to the five sisters for comfort

x said...

Last February? Lucky you. If you were still married then it would be more like the June before that.

Chertiozhnik said...

Non-smoking Vegan meets carnivorous cigarettist. Was bound not to work.

Wickedred said...

I congratulate you on getting laid in the 2007 calendar year. Sorry about the crash and bun though. How exactly does a hog in a tunnel panic anyway? I find the idea fascinating.

Chertiozhnik said...

The hog in the tunnel sees the light at the end of it and begins to realise that the light is the slaughterhouse door.

2008, here we go here we go here we go.