Saturday, 8 December 2007

Saddest of the Sad

Blogista: Hello, readers, I'm going for the Guiness Book of Records record for being Sad. That's why I'm sitting here at 04:22 looking up train times between nowhere and...

Readers: How do we know that you aren't in Holyhead? Or Farnham?


Readers: And how do you know that we aren't?

Blogista: I think it is a fair assumption that...

Readers: "Assume" begins with an "ass".

Blogista: I'm more of a tits man, myself.

Readers: Fehhhhhh we all know that's not true.


Wickedred said...

Emergency Joy Strike!

Chertiozhnik said...

Saved! Just-In-Time Joy, I was almost lost there. Thank you!

Look out for the big comeback.