Saturday, 2 February 2008


I was feeling right as rain but then all me appendages fell orft. "Well, that's appendagitis for you" said the Doctor.

I've got this sound of the Cure singing "Close To Me" coming from me stoma. "Have to fit you with a closetome bag then" returned the Medic.

I went on holiday to Llandudno, and got this whale growing on me leg. It's never barked and I'm certain it isn't blue. "Dead Right", snapped the Doc.

Do whales bark? "What for? I've lived and worked here all my life, bach" riposted the Quack.

Do Docs quack?

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