Sunday, 3 February 2008

Patio Heaters

First Officer
: It seems we have struck an iceberg, Sir.

Captain: Better arrange the pencils on the chart table into nice orderly rows, then.

First Officer: Hm.

A ban on patio heaters, the latest proposal being from a "Liberal"-"Democrat" MEP called Fiona, will certainly help to reverse Gloobal Warning, but only in Νεφελοκοκκυγία.

The real world? Hm.


YesBut said...

That's the trouble with politicians, no consideration of the impact of proposed legislation on B&Q's profits

Chertiozhnik said...

And there was I thinking of buying B&Q. When they can make straight planks, I might.