
First Officer : It seems we have struck an iceberg, Sir.
Captain: Better arrange the pencils on the chart table into nice orderly rows, then.
First Officer: Hm.
A ban on patio heaters, the latest proposal being from a "Liberal"-"Democrat" MEP called Fiona, will certainly help to reverse Gloobal Warning, but only in Νεφελοκοκκυγία.
The real world? Hm.
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That's the trouble with politicians, no consideration of the impact of proposed legislation on B&Q's profits
And there was I thinking of buying B&Q. When they can make straight planks, I might.
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